The "Tis The" Summer Smock
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The "Tis The" Summer Smock
$69.00
Made with quick drying, fully opaque material, this smock lets people know that every season, tis' the season.
Paul DeMontpellier
Copywriter
Grey sweatpants are the pinnacle of men’s fashion. But there’s a dark side to grey sweatpants. In fact, studies have shown that grey sweatpants reduce eye contact by 96%. Using eye-gaze technology, we found that the “crotch zone” of grey sweatpants is a magnetic vortex for irises. But what if all that “zone gazing” is unwanted? Then Bashful Boyz: Crotch Smocks are for you. Patent Pending.