The Half Shell
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The Half Shell
$69.00
For the bashful sea lover, this crotch smock is made of the softest velvet and has been fully submerged in an industrial vat of our gaze-resistant spray for 48 hours.
Paul DeMontpellier
Copywriter
Grey sweatpants are the pinnacle of men’s fashion. But there’s a dark side to grey sweatpants. In fact, studies have shown that grey sweatpants reduce eye contact by 96%. Using eye-gaze technology, we found that the “crotch zone” of grey sweatpants is a magnetic vortex for irises. But what if all that “zone gazing” is unwanted? Then Bashful Boyz: Crotch Smocks are for you. Patent Pending.