The Eye Sore
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The Eye Sore
$69.99
This cargo smock is 100% money back guaranteed to repel unwanted gazes from anyone not collecting social security checks. Warning: May cause blindness in gazers.
Paul DeMontpellier
Copywriter
Grey sweatpants are the pinnacle of men’s fashion. But there’s a dark side to grey sweatpants. In fact, studies have shown that grey sweatpants reduce eye contact by 96%. Using eye-gaze technology, we found that the “crotch zone” of grey sweatpants is a magnetic vortex for irises. But what if all that “zone gazing” is unwanted? Then Bashful Boyz: Crotch Smocks are for you. Patent Pending.