Grey sweatpants are the pinnacle of men’s fashion. But there’s a dark side to grey sweatpants. In fact, studies have shown that grey sweatpants reduce eye contact by 96%. Using eye-gaze technology, we found that the “crotch zone” of grey sweatpants is a magnetic vortex for irises. But what if all that “zone gazing” is unwanted? Then Bashful Boyz: Crotch Smocks are for you. Patent Pending.
Made with the finest of fully opaque cotton and coated with a gaze-resistant spray, this crotch smock takes the attention off your package and puts it where it belongs. On your shining personality.
