Gaze-Resistant Spray
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Gaze-Resistant Spray
$420.00
Our patented gaze-resistant spray is 100% guaranteed to block unwanted gazes. Disclaimer: Subtract 41% of gazes from 100%.
Paul DeMontpellier
Copywriter
Grey sweatpants are the pinnacle of men’s fashion. But there’s a dark side to grey sweatpants. In fact, studies have shown that grey sweatpants reduce eye contact by 96%. Using eye-gaze technology, we found that the “crotch zone” of grey sweatpants is a magnetic vortex for irises. But what if all that “zone gazing” is unwanted? Then Bashful Boyz: Crotch Smocks are for you. Patent Pending.