Grey sweatpants are the pinnacle of men’s fashion. But there’s a dark side to grey sweatpants. In fact, studies have shown that grey sweatpants reduce eye contact by 96%. Using eye-gaze technology, we found that the “crotch zone” of grey sweatpants is a magnetic vortex for irises. But what if all that “zone gazing” is unwanted? Then Bashful Boyz: Crotch Smocks are for you. Patent Pending.
We used our patented 'technology funnel' to shove our patented eye-gaze technology into a wearable device. With gazes detectable from 1000 yards, this one's for the techy who wants more attention on their big brains.
